sry

home is where the mount is
least that's what it feels like
so good to be back in the trashy part of genesee county
[minus the few good people i've met here,
mt morris can get pretty redneck,
and it is so, so sad]

a sad reality of tv at msu is that damn converter box
we need it to get more than 15 fucking cable channels
and i didn't feel the need to pay $40 bucks for a q.a.m. box
cuz if i did i couldn't complain about it
but back to the matter at hand:
we have directv at home, and i love it
i usually spend my time watching the movie channels
[since they usually show some decent stuff]
but, i always forget about cinemax
so, when i came downstairs to watch tv,
i turned it on, and it was on cinemax from the movie i saw earlier
and what was on? shitty, shitty softcore porn
fantastic

for those of you who don't have it/didn't know,
cinemax is semi–infamous for that
they usually spend their after midnight hours showing skin flicks
the earlier described shitty softcore porn movies
hence the nickname 'skinemax'
i mean, this is the kind of shit middle–schoolers would love
no self–respecting adult would watch this, i hope
there's probly someone who does
but it better not be anyone i know

so anyway, i'm watching frost/nixon now
much better

spring break continues as i was expecting it to
nothing really notable to tell about
not beyond the fact that i've been doing fucking schoolwork
but, only about seven more weeks of that before the year's done
and then, hopefully, a summer of some type of employment
or, as sheldon would say:
'i'm going to find a similarly menial job,
where my basal ganglia are occupied with a routine task,
freeing my pre–frontal cortex to work quietly in the background'
but, i'll cross that bridge when i get there

i have no idea how to end this ramble
so, in order to fulfill my current desire to end on a question
enjoy:
if a rooster and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half,
how long will it take a one–legged monkey to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?