urayasu station

before i get to whatever the hell i'm going to talk about,
i'm going to share with you a gem i heard on the 'news'
apparently, rumors are circulating about nicholas sarkozy,
namely that both he and his wife have been having affairs
so, comcast news being the eloquent source it is,
reported it using the wonderful phrase "french fidelity"
now that is a true contradiction in terms

i'm so disappointed in myself right now
for the last two days straight,
i'll i've been listening to is pop music, the catchy kind
the kind you can't stop listening to even if you try
and trust me, i've tried, though i should probly stop fighting it
this, like cold sores and yeast infections, shall pass
though, also like those two, will return in time
much to my chagrin

today's non sequiter:
say the words 'beer can'
now say 'beer can' in a british accent [if you have that ability]
congratulations, you've also just said 'bacon' with a jamaican accent
by jove!

also, fun fact for today?
apparently trannies don't believe in god
who knew

i'm not really sure there's a reason for me to post anything, honestly
i don't really have anything to say
i cleaned part of the house today
watched part of franklyn
i've even been getting some of my spring break goals accomplished
just hasn't been an incredibly interesting week
which i'm not complaining about in the least
it's a nice change of pace
also, i'm not sick this spring break like i was last year
[and man was i sick: that cold kicked my ass for two fucking weeks]

i suppose i could talk about football some more
what with free agency going on right now
[and some really interesting players up for grabs]
but i'll refrain, since i'm sure only one or two people would care
so i'll spare you, whoever you are
and end with a quote from stephen colbert:
'folks, i'm afraid obama is going through presidential puberty,
and the testicles–in–chief have descended into sack force one,
and obama is swinging them with something called 'reconciliation''