Drunk? Sleeping? Cold? A leper? Up-to-date on the current market value of palladium? Leader of an Asian meth ring? A fan of 'Twilight'? A member of an intellectually lazy society that demands, not only answers, but the questions as well (*cough cough*)? Shaving off your beard? Craving some pierogi (oh wait... that's me, sorry? Enjoying a Slurpee? Going to Australia for Spring Break? A harp seal? Tired of reading these yet? Getting a tattoo of Bertrand Russell's face on your left buttock? Secretly doing porn?
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Drunk? Sleeping? Cold? A leper? Up-to-date on the current market value of palladium? Leader of an Asian meth ring? A fan of 'Twilight'? A member of an intellectually lazy society that demands, not only answers, but the questions as well (*cough cough*)? Shaving off your beard? Craving some pierogi (oh wait... that's me, sorry? Enjoying a Slurpee? Going to Australia for Spring Break? A harp seal? Tired of reading these yet? Getting a tattoo of Bertrand Russell's face on your left buttock? Secretly doing porn?
I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT... er... DAY. Fuck.
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