all it needs now is some editing and some citations thrown in
[it needs to be good too, but no amount of editing's gonna help that]
so, in honor of this heinous crackwhore of a paper being done
i share with you people my outline,
which has seen many long, long nights of reading
this is what happens when i get bored,
and have norway and denmark on the brain
for those of you who can't see decipher what it says
here's a complimentary transcription:
Military
Planning Weserübung >>> [the fuck is an übung?]
–Why Norway?
•UK [AltMark, BoB]
•USSR [Finalnd] + who cares?
•Economics [ore n fish n shit]
–Denmark too!
•Resources [that's it]
The Day Arrives
–Landings up the coast
•Beating back the Brits
–Sea powers ––––– Sea powers clash [clash powers clash]
–Air power vs the navy [battle of the bitches]
–Three Dimensions of Victory
^
| /
| /
.______> [0,0,0]
Occupying the Völkergemeinschaft [ha, German]
–SS Standarte Nordland
–Nothin gets to the Russkies
–Protecting the Economy ---------------> damn
•Supply/Demand? suck it
–Norway – No Way
•ha your stupid, Germans dont care bout chu
Politics/Econ
Völker, not Volks
–Denmark autonomous?
•Full control of day-to-day
•Kept King + parliament
•'43 martial [really wasn't]
–Norway – Terboven and beyond
•Reichskommisar's in town
•Holy crap it's Quisling
~Governing w/ Samling
~NO ONE LIKED HIM
Supplying the Machine
–Goods from Denmark
•Nothing happened, 'cept for no imports [coal, gas]
–Norway has stuff
damn-->•Eye-ron Ore
•Fishes [not gay fishes Kanye]
•Norsk Hydroelectric
[Heavy water is delicious]
Christ on a Crutch end goes here I'm done
2 comments:
I laughed so hard I cried when I read this.
übung= is practice/exercise auf deutsch. :D usually like having to do with homework if you wanted to know :D
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